Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special

  • Published: 29 November 2019
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Comments • 1 286

  • Michiel Demarey
    Michiel Demarey  2 घंटे पहले

    I watched only 7 minutes and didn't laugh once (and yes I have an excellent sense of humor). To me this is very mediocre and boring. Nothing refined nor hilarious.

    • NdiNaija
      NdiNaija  2 घंटे पहले

      He is HILARIOUS!!!! I need to see him in a sitcom about his family life! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      • tttlt84
        tttlt84  4 घंटे पहले

        OMG. This dude is hilarious!

        • littlegoatgt
          littlegoatgt  5 घंटे पहले

          it's not a shower, its freshing up before Netflix ;-)

          • Elphin D. Blackforrest
            Elphin D. Blackforrest  6 घंटे पहले

            Get this guy a sitcom. If he can't act, have him write the sitcom. Title: I got your back

            • Joshua Deeks
              Joshua Deeks  7 घंटे पहले

              This dude is freaking brilliant

              • Kitty Sweets
                Kitty Sweets  7 घंटे पहले

                funny insight cracking me up

                • ania banach
                  ania banach  11 घंटे पहले

                  What happened to Andy? 4 years of marriage .... From coolest guy to dress like grandpa? Is he really 37 y.o. on this video?

                  • Luis Linares
                    Luis Linares  11 घंटे पहले

                    🤣🤣🤣bro my uncle would leave my aunt. When he would come back he would tell her better hurry up next time, but so he won't sleep on the coach he would bring her food or a dessert. Like nothing happened.🤣🤣

                    • Ankh D immortal
                      Ankh D immortal  13 घंटे पहले

                      I actually prefer cold pizza

                      • Liss Firefly
                        Liss Firefly  16 घंटे पहले

                        Oh funny. women take a long time to get ready. Brilliant and never-touched on humor. THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.

                        • Steve J
                          Steve J  18 घंटे पहले

                          he pretends hes not gay

                          • Sinthetic Wurld
                            Sinthetic Wurld  21 घंटे पहले

                            At first I was like nah. 5 minutes in and I'm dying!

                            • Michael Henderson
                              Michael Henderson  22 घंटे पहले

                              This guy is f**kin' hilarious. I just found out he's to visit my local comedy club in January, and I'll definitely be catching that show

                              • sidd thinks
                                sidd thinks  22 घंटे पहले

                                he looks like a fat version of Tobey Maguire

                                • rodney
                                  rodney  22 घंटे पहले

                                  very funny

                                  • Greg Sandell
                                    Greg Sandell  दिन पहले

                                    This guy is really good. I hope he gets more exposure.

                                    • BeastNation2009
                                      BeastNation2009  दिन पहले

                                      "I'm not taking a shower, I'm rinsing off." Dang, those alternative facts. 🤣

                                      • jffyhff Jankowska
                                        jffyhff Jankowska  दिन पहले

                                        I actually used to eat frozen pizzas as I wasn't bothered microwaveing it

                                        • muurrarium
                                          muurrarium  दिन पहले

                                          Gawd...this guy is boooooring! He should have googled more than 5 miserly minutes to get some material. Just waddling around the stage like a tranked rhinoceros .... not half as much fun as seing the real deal (and at least you get to listen to David Attenbourough while you wait for the dumb animal to fall down). Oh lookie, there is a punchline coming up in 14-13-12-11-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 and it is exactly the one you predicted *every* *single* *time* (like I said: get some fresh groundbreaking material instead of just googling 'fun thngs to say', and if you are too lazy to do so, at least get some fast way of delivering the recycled items!)

                                          • Hannah Largent
                                            Hannah Largent  दिन पहले

                                            His wife is a smart lady

                                            • Harley Vanderfeen-Ball
                                              Harley Vanderfeen-Ball  दिन पहले

                                              He looks like my crush and is funny!

                                              • chris casey
                                                chris casey  दिन पहले

                                                is this bloke supposed to be funny

                                                • Katie Kat
                                                  Katie Kat  दिन पहले

                                                  I didn’t think he was going to be funny but, he was absolutely hilarious. So funny. I’m glad I watched it. I had tears of laughter from lots of his jokes.

                                                  • Clayton Carl
                                                    Clayton Carl  दिन पहले

                                                    This poor, poor sap.

                                                    • Emily Rowland-Rawson
                                                      Emily Rowland-Rawson  दिन पहले

                                                      i came here literally just to hear the one joke about being late and ended up watching the whole video...

                                                      • Forrest Wilms
                                                        Forrest Wilms  दिन पहले

                                                        He is awesome!

                                                        • killifish13
                                                          killifish13  दिन पहले


                                                          • KruBurK1
                                                            KruBurK1  दिन पहले

                                                            whichever person has a cell-phone can profit on line with *EasyLaptop Life .c o m*

                                                            • Andrew Ekleberry
                                                              Andrew Ekleberry  दिन पहले

                                                              This guy a poster for not having a blended family. Still funny though.

                                                              • Peter Brooke
                                                                Peter Brooke  दिन पहले

                                                                i worked with people who washed containers with the lids on , in the dish washer , and it was a nursing home

                                                                • ZoraXire
                                                                  ZoraXire  दिन पहले

                                                                  Most of the women didn't show up for the interview dude.

                                                                  • Renata Shaykhetdinova
                                                                    Renata Shaykhetdinova  दिन पहले

                                                                    Good crowd.

                                                                    • J Dawg
                                                                      J Dawg  दिन पहले

                                                                      As a teenage girl, the joke about the ranch dressing is the most accurate thing ever

                                                                      • Mc rugrat
                                                                        Mc rugrat  दिन पहले

                                                                        Glad i found this. Really really funny

                                                                        • marc rasmussen
                                                                          marc rasmussen  दिन पहले

                                                                          Ooooh man, YOU ARE FREAKING HILARIOUS 😆. But those wife jokes are going to have you eaten TV dinners for a month LOL😆

                                                                          • M3ÅN_STR3ÅK89
                                                                            M3ÅN_STR3ÅK89  दिन पहले

                                                                            Are all of the comedians at this club trans?

                                                                            • Nathan Cate
                                                                              Nathan Cate  2 दिन पहले

                                                                              So many people dont know comedians because they arent performing for free often enough. Sad times.

                                                                              • Haddy X
                                                                                Haddy X  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                A grown man dressing like a 12 year old boy.... somebody check his browser history

                                                                                • Charles Ray
                                                                                  Charles Ray  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                  Lmao!! So I guess the roast has begun!! Hilarious

                                                                                  • Julian
                                                                                    Julian  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                    This is trash. Did he practice his material in the faculty room?

                                                                                    • Christina Slomczewski
                                                                                      Christina Slomczewski  5 घंटे पहले

                                                                                      Julian Thank you for clarifying that. Then I’ll agree to disagree then. Everyone else here seems to enjoy it so you are the exception on this one. I’m open to listening to other videos if you’re willing to share. I’m sure there are funnier out there but I did really enjoy this video, as did the others. :)

                                                                                      • Julian
                                                                                        Julian  7 घंटे पहले

                                                                                        Christina Slomczewski I’m not calling you shallow as in superficial. I’m saying your understanding of comedy is shallow. As for your argument that I need to finish the video to get the humor... why would I force myself to watch 40 minutes of this awful comedian on my own time? Especially when I can accurately examine his incompetence in 10 minutes.

                                                                                        • Christina Slomczewski
                                                                                          Christina Slomczewski  7 घंटे पहले

                                                                                          Julian I love how you think I’m shallow bc I thought his act was funny...and yet you didn’t even watch the whole thing to clearly understand what else went on. I’m not shallow, hun. You’re just rude and intolerant.

                                                                                          • Julian
                                                                                            Julian  11 घंटे पहले

                                                                                            Christina Slomczewski my point is that it’s easy and cliché material, but I thought that was kinda clear. Aside from the dude just flat out not being funny his act is as shallow as your sense of humor. He isn’t coming up with any funny or interesting concepts. He’s just trying to relate to people through the lowest common denominator. Basically what I’m trying to get across is that he’s a hack.

                                                                                            • Christina Slomczewski
                                                                                              Christina Slomczewski  11 घंटे पहले

                                                                                              Julian and your point is??? He’s relating to people with every day things that others can understand. That’s literally the whole point of comedy. You might want to watch the whole thing first too before you comment more. It gets funnier as it goes along.

                                                                                              • littleoldal
                                                                                                littleoldal  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                it's like sarcasm, but with a genuine smiley face so that he doesn't get in trouble. amazing.

                                                                                                • Kitty Sweets
                                                                                                  Kitty Sweets  4 घंटे पहले

                                                                                                  @littleoldal I love him he's great ! love you!

                                                                                                  • littleoldal
                                                                                                    littleoldal  5 घंटे पहले

                                                                                                    @Kitty Sweets thanks for the lesson. steven wright isn't really known for a smiley face humor.

                                                                                                    • Kitty Sweets
                                                                                                      Kitty Sweets  7 घंटे पहले

                                                                                                      that's dry humor lol. "drybar" .

                                                                                                      • Tatersalad19 Cars
                                                                                                        Tatersalad19 Cars  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                        A man spends half his life waiting for “ Ms. Right”. To come along, and the rest of his life waiting on Ms. Right to get ready to “come along”.

                                                                                                        • The Noble and Mighty Beaver
                                                                                                          The Noble and Mighty Beaver  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                          My step father has no arms, for real. Not a great fighter but he can kick like a mule.

                                                                                                          • 1 Ludlow
                                                                                                            1 Ludlow  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                            You know what is the best part of these videos is that f-ing youtube interupps by inserting tons of ads right in the middle of the joke...I wish there was some where else to the way I really enjoyed the show...

                                                                                                            • Dry Bar Comedy
                                                                                                              Dry Bar Comedy   2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                              You can watch the full special Ad free on the dry bar comedy App

                                                                                                              • Wild Dog
                                                                                                                Wild Dog  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                This guy is great. I want to hang out with him some time.

                                                                                                                • Brandon DeFalco
                                                                                                                  Brandon DeFalco  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                  This was so funny! 😆

                                                                                                                  • EricVon bush
                                                                                                                    EricVon bush  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                    Hilarious and true cant win fight ever with wifey

                                                                                                                    • Clarisse Burke
                                                                                                                      Clarisse Burke  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                      He’s hilarious!😂

                                                                                                                      • William Tyler
                                                                                                                        William Tyler  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                        Jimmy fallon feel

                                                                                                                        • Saint Etienne
                                                                                                                          Saint Etienne  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                          Hal Crutteden

                                                                                                                          • jan rees
                                                                                                                            jan rees  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                            The Children of The Corn mention was hilarious. 🤣

                                                                                                                            • ettanasf
                                                                                                                              ettanasf  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                              Clear is not a color.

                                                                                                                              • Mark Anthony as Prince
                                                                                                                                Mark Anthony as Prince  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                                Ha... true

                                                                                                                                • Marty Mcmannis
                                                                                                                                  Marty Mcmannis  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                                  Simply hilarious, Kept jokes coming one after another. Reference to jokes already said was killer. Hopefully he makes it big. Thanks for the video.

                                                                                                                                  • Levi M. Johnson - The Path to Authenticity
                                                                                                                                    Levi M. Johnson - The Path to Authenticity  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                                    What a great set!

                                                                                                                                    • tricky205
                                                                                                                                      tricky205  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                                      This guy is hilarious! First time seeing him and I can’t believe I’ve never heard of him before!

                                                                                                                                      • topclass2008
                                                                                                                                        topclass2008  2 दिन पहले


                                                                                                                                        • SingleMom Savin'Grace
                                                                                                                                          SingleMom Savin'Grace  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                                          Took over lease on kiddos was funny Bwhahahaha Love new 1's more Bwhahahaha

                                                                                                                                          • westingtyler
                                                                                                                                            westingtyler  2 दिन पहले

                                                                                                                                            3:00 that's just called gaslighting. not sure how true this stuff is, but this wife seems super inconsiderate and/or abusive. or what many would just call "old fashioned."