Jokes Seth Can't Tell with Seth’s Mom, Hilary Meyers

Damned, why can’t Amber be gay? 🌈

Thats great! Bringing Mommy on was a nice touch. She looks awesome and beautiful in the red dress!

That "oh seth nooo," feels way worse than getting yelled at

I can't believe he told a joke about masturbation in front of his mother

I swear Seth's part at the end is my favourite🤣🤣🤣🤣

He got fooled by his momma, now that’s harsh.

While shooting fish in a barrel might yield a few highlights, it's just not very fun.

Gives mom his chair. Gives Gloria Steinem his chair. Makes Tiffany Haddish sit on a folding chair...

My Mom can't say she's had no Tartar down there. But she's had no Cossack, no Bulgar, no Hun, no Kazakh, no Uzbek, no ...

Sorry, Jenny. Peppermint Patty is Pig Pen's girlfriend.

If you need another reason to hate Disney... they own Annie, so we don't get to watch the best popsicle shtick of all time, and one of the funniest bits ever done on late night television... we just have to remember it in our hearts.

very artificial presentation

Can we just acknowledge that Seth talked about masturbating with a toothbrush with his mom sitting right next to him??

"Sss.....salt?" You've never met my very white dad who puts salt on EVERYTHING!

Love how Seth includes his family and writers in the show. No diva, he likes to share the spotlight. Nice guy.

Not as good as usual.

As soon as his mom came out, I couldn't wait to see Seth call her a liar.

I don't like jenny

“A regular house... without cats” Me a lesbian: 😧

Jenny is a mum, how?

I love Amber. She is so pretty, and a great actress and comedian.

This....this doesn't get old! I love it!!!

that was genuinely adorable.

Does Hillary Meyers have a movie coming out? Did she write a book? Why the f is she there?

The Catholic church one could of been told by Seth and still got the same reactions

This is by far one of the best segments on the show

It's so cute how geeked he is to see his mom

I love how much fun they have with this segment

Guess when I stopped listening.

Seth coulda told all these jokes smh

I didn't know you had a mom, I just thought you were built in a lab by gay scientists

Every damn time I watch one of these it ends with me smiling so wide my cheeks hurt a little. I love how sharp Seth's mum was. You can tell he got that from her.

Wait? Lesbians don't like cats? I ask because I'm gay, we have 4 cats and all my other gay friends have cats.

I grew up in Hughes Aircraft/Military kind of family where top brass from the Enterprise and Long Beach and surrounding bases would drop in twice a week every week for 18 years with their wives and sometimes their kids, but usually just the adults swapping Hughes radars and helicopters over Jim Beam and Five Card Stud or Bridge. There would be 20 to 40 of them, four or five tables going and they would often play until 3 a.m. and then my sister and I would have to wake up and deliver scrambled eggs and bacon. I still remember when I was like 4 years old standing in front of the broiler watching the toast because you don't make toast for 20 people in a toaster. Every once in awhile a jerk would show up and my mom and I had this routine, like Abbott and Costello I guess. She would stand back behind the person giving her a hard time and say "You know all men are bastards and when you forget they remind you." which would usially get the jerk to flinch a little amd maybe settle down a bit. That was my cue and I would reply 'Yeah mom and all women are bitches and we never get a chance to forget." The adults would start to chuckle a little bit, and then she would say "Men are like taxis. Just snap your fingers or whistle and there's a new one around the corner whenever you want one." And I would reply "Yeah Mom and women are like subways. We pay to get on and ride it in fear the whoooole way."

Seth, it’s getting easier and easier to love you...and if we could get a lesbian to finish this with, “but not in a gay way,” that would be AWESOME!

Once again, Seth learns nothing from past experience and falls for the trap. I'm real concerned.

Seth's mom is so cute.

That's a real, your momma's joke!

Wow, that intro was hard to listen to. This clip should’ve been called, “The Intro That Seth Can’t Say”.

Best segment. Love it!

"You're grounded." Bruh lmaoooo 🤣🤣

Not kidding: After finishing that clip, youtube shows me an ad for electric toothbrushes. I am still laughing so hard.

This might be funny if the people delivering the jokes had comedic timing.

A great showase for his writers, and for some time they were genuinely funny, but the jokes are now very predictable and nowhere near humorous.

I love it. "You black women and lesbians and Mommies are liars." LOL

Centrists will call out the NYPD for being nothing more than a murderous gang, but will keep supporting candidates that support the NYPD. Centrists are part of the problem.

Of course, you are right, you are wrong. Don't know what you are saying, but go on and provoke

“Young mothers are more likely to have kids with ADHD”? Uhhhh I learned recently from my therapist that trauma related to bad domestic lives often manifests itself with very similar symptoms as ADHD in children.

Well she isn’t wrong about that pocohanaus.

Shayla Blissett cool story bro.

Pocahontas

Booo

You are grounded Seth 😂

I don't know. Again, like with the feminist one a few weeks ago, I don't think as much work was put into the funny on that last joke. Don't forget the rule of funny, Seth.

I wish he’d said “pumpkin spice”

Bethany Stephens IKR? That would work.

no tartar

one of the very best of the best Seth segments ...excellent

Eaaeee oque to fazendo aqui kkk

Peppermint Patty is totally gay

Seth's mom and Seth have the same vibe!!!!!!

ThePeppermint Patty joke got me ohmygod

"Pocahontas just says Hi...and the movie's over."

Lmfao

Seth is a left wing nut job.